Warren? Hello, I'm Vala. Before we get into specifics, [LIKE WHY HE IS MISSING FINGERS OH GOD] I'd like to know how long you're planning to stick around.
Oh, yeah. [Warren sighs. His life is so hard.] Before I came here I didn't have like- [He points at his nose, ears and then does a swirl around his head.] So I totally need to use a freezer to take it off again. Only the kitchen guys are being really inconsiderate about it.
Yes, yes it would be. Utterly ridiculous. Wouldn't want a child with no ears or nose or...pointed teeth running around, would we? that would be just terrible.
[She starts to laugh, because he must be joking. He's joking, right? He's. Oh. He isn't. That laugh just goes awkward and gets cut off. Vala leans forward, chin resting on her fist.]
You can look unique without freezing off your nose, can't you?
[Warren just stares at her for a second, his good mood gone. He's obviously uncomfortable.]
This isn't funny. [The video shakes, and it looks for a moment like he's going to press the cut communications button.] This is my life you're laughing at.
[Have an awkward, 'I'm trying to act like you're not crazy but you're totally crazy' smile.] Yes, of course I do. I'm afraid that if the kitchen staff isn't allowing it, though, there's nothing I can do.
Yeah. [Warren brightens.] They probably can. Because I was getting worried that I'd have to use a knife myself or bang my head into a wall until things got squishy.
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...Do your face?
You can look unique without freezing off your nose, can't you?
This isn't funny. [The video shakes, and it looks for a moment like he's going to press the cut communications button.] This is my life you're laughing at.
Well of course it isn't funny! You're excited about mutilating yourself!
Edited 2010-08-19 12:50 pm (UTC)