All right Bargians! Barge...dwellers? Barge people! Hello there. [Have a big, flirty kind of smile.] My name is Vala Mal Doran, and I'll be working here with you lot for a bit. [She leans in, very hush-hush like.] Now, how long does it usually take, redeeming an inmate? I figure a week or two, then tch [She makes a quick gesture with her thumb, pointing off screen.] Back home with the prize. Yes? Well! I've just got one more question for you all. [The smile is back.]

What's a girl got to do for a tour?