Warren? Hello, I'm Vala. Before we get into specifics, [LIKE WHY HE IS MISSING FINGERS OH GOD] I'd like to know how long you're planning to stick around.
You're right, maybe I should be asking the Admiral. Hm. [She wouldn't mind railing at him. She misses Erik. Just. Not his face. :c And Jack, but he doesn't count because he wasn't an inmate.]
Pleasure to meet you, Nick. Vala Mal Doran, less recently arrived. Did you retire?
The pleasure's all mine. I didn't retire, no. I just found something more important worth doing at the moment. The Admiral said he could return me to about the same time I left.
I don't know. I guess that depends on when you graduate me? [And he grins, and you get to see teeth that have been recently filed to points. THANKS LOKI.]
Oh, good. I was starting to think it was some sort of jo-- [She freezes up and makes a face, cause OH GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS DOING IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT IS THAT EVEN. Once it settles in that those are his teeth, she...keeps making that face.]
Oh, yeah. [Warren sighs. His life is so hard.] Before I came here I didn't have like- [He points at his nose, ears and then does a swirl around his head.] So I totally need to use a freezer to take it off again. Only the kitchen guys are being really inconsiderate about it.
Yes, yes it would be. Utterly ridiculous. Wouldn't want a child with no ears or nose or...pointed teeth running around, would we? that would be just terrible.
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So who are you, Not-Warren?
Nick Halden, recently arrived warden and former FBI agent.
Pleasure to meet you, Nick. Vala Mal Doran, less recently arrived. Did you retire?
The pleasure's all mine. I didn't retire, no. I just found something more important worth doing at the moment. The Admiral said he could return me to about the same time I left.
You're two rooms away. If I believed in destiny, I would say we might have to get to know each other.
It's really too bad you don't believe in destiny, then.
Maybe you'll have to change my mind.
Not a dentist, are you?
...Do your face?