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Warren? Hello, I'm Vala. Before we get into specifics, [LIKE WHY HE IS MISSING FINGERS OH GOD] I'd like to know how long you're planning to stick around.

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I'm not Warren, but I'm curious. Why waste your first inquiry on your inmate's time commitment?

I don't know. I guess that depends on when you graduate me? [And he grins, and you get to see teeth that have been recently filed to points. THANKS LOKI.]

The other two managed to vanish not long after being assigned.

So who are you, Not-Warren?

Oh, good. I was starting to think it was some sort of jo-- [She freezes up and makes a face, cause OH GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS DOING IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT IS THAT EVEN. Once it settles in that those are his teeth, she...keeps making that face.]

Not a dentist, are you?

I used a nail file! [He's very proud about that.] Now it expresses my inner self. But Paddy still won't let me do my face in the freezer. [Sad face.]

[Oh dear God she is already looking for someone to trade inmates with. Is that allowed? She wants it to be allowed.]

...Do your face?

Do you think they really had a choice?

Nick Halden, recently arrived warden and former FBI agent.

You're right, maybe I should be asking the Admiral. Hm. [She wouldn't mind railing at him. She misses Erik. Just. Not his face. :c And Jack, but he doesn't count because he wasn't an inmate.]

Pleasure to meet you, Nick. Vala Mal Doran, less recently arrived. Did you retire?

It seems fair to harass him about it.

The pleasure's all mine. I didn't retire, no. I just found something more important worth doing at the moment. The Admiral said he could return me to about the same time I left.

Then you're not technically a former FBI man, are you?

That's a long and complicated story. I think you might have to have dinner with me just to get through it.

Dinner sounds lovely.

Great. Where's your room? I'll pick you up, so to speak, at 19:00.

Level seven, room eleven. Like those little convenience stores, with the slushies and the gigantic food.

This is important: what flavor slushie was your favorite?

You're two rooms away. If I believed in destiny, I would say we might have to get to know each other.

They come in more than one flavor?

It's really too bad you don't believe in destiny, then.

You're breaking my heart. Of course they come in more than one flavor. There's red, white, brown..

Maybe you'll have to change my mind.

Oh, yeah. [Warren sighs. His life is so hard.] Before I came here I didn't have like- [He points at his nose, ears and then does a swirl around his head.] So I totally need to use a freezer to take it off again. Only the kitchen guys are being really inconsiderate about it.

Red. Definitely red.

I'll get right to work on that. Over dinner.

...You want to get rid of your nose and ears? [He's wonko. She's being nice and not doing the totally required hand movements.]

And a bunch other skin. I can't do half a job, can I? [In his best this should be obvious voice.]

...Why?

Good answer.

I'll see you at seven, if I don't get lost.

I'll step out to flag you down. Just in case.

I'll be the one in the Burberry suit.

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