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Warren? Hello, I'm Vala. Before we get into specifics, [LIKE WHY HE IS MISSING FINGERS OH GOD] I'd like to know how long you're planning to stick around.

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[This is going so well. Vala purses her lips to the side.] So it's better get frostbite and lose your extremities than look like this.

Edited 2010-08-19 12:50 (UTC)

Yeah, exactly! [Warren looks relieved.] See, now you get it. [Smile.]

[Have an awkward, 'I'm trying to act like you're not crazy but you're totally crazy' smile.] Yes, of course I do. I'm afraid that if the kitchen staff isn't allowing it, though, there's nothing I can do.

Oh. [Warren looks disappointed.] Is there any way that you could ask the infirmary staff? They could be able to do an okay job.

I'll ask as soon as I can. [No she will not.] Maybe they can do something for you! [LIKE HELL. :|]

Yeah. [Warren brightens.] They probably can. Because I was getting worried that I'd have to use a knife myself or bang my head into a wall until things got squishy.

You should definitely avoid that. Might make a mess of the wall.

Yeah, well. There are lots of walls and only one of me. It wouldn't be too much mess.

I'd prefer there not be any mess, Warren.

[Warren looked nonplussed.] I need to do something to fix it.

I'll talk to the infirmary staff. Can you wait until then?

Yeah. [Warren looks gloomy, but nods.] I've already waited this long, so I may as well.

That's lovely. Thank you, Warren.

[Er. Segue way. She needs a segue way.] So, that shark. What is it?

It's called a Cookiecutter shark! I found it in a book, so now I know its name.

Does it have a name of its own?

Yeah. Isis, after its scientific name. It's a totally masculine name.

[..Oh awesome, Egyptian gods. AWESEOME. :|] It's a fake goddess's name.

No, it's not. It's the name of my shark.

[HRMPH.] Are you sure it isn't a girl shark?

[Warren actually has no idea, although the shark is really a lady.] No, I'm pretty sure it's a guy.

Isis isn't overly masculine, you realize.

No, it's masculine. [Warren doesn't sound overly sure.] Like Ivan. Ivan is masculine.

Yes, but Ivan's a boy's name.

Yeah, well, so is Isis. [Warren seems convinced.]

I don't think it is. [She's only so sure because of the Goa'uld. :|]

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[Video] - Best co-incidence ever!

[Video] I lol'd. Quite a bit. :p

[Video] He'll never change the name. XD

[Video] She'll live. xp If it was Qetesh, though, she'd have choked a bitch. :p

[Video] - I'd lol if she had a chat with Adrian Viedt/Ozymandius and he brought it up. :D

[Video] - ...I need this in my life. :D

[Video] - It would be awesome. <3

[Video] - Yus it would. <3!